Cross The Road Jokes and Puns

Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the MOO-vies!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his brother was at KFC!

Why didn’t the bike cross the road?
It was two-tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
FBI: Give us ten minutes and we will be able to find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you’d have crossed that road too.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the redneck cross the road?
To eat the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the state of Kentucky.

Why did the goose cross the road?
Because the light was green.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.