Cricket Jokes and Puns

What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.

When would an Australian cricketer have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

The two clubmen were talking. ‘So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?’
‘I certainly did. She found out I wasn’t there.’

Q: Where do South Africa batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.

What’s the difference between a tea bag and the English cricket team?
A tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

George was always thinking of cricket. Eventually, his exasperated wife said, “You think nothing but cricket. I bet you don’t even remember the day we were married.” “Of course I do,” said George. “It was the day New Zealand won against Ireland.

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire South African innings.

Q: What do cricket batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

What does an Irish cricket player put in his hands to guarantee there’s a wicket next ball?
A bat.

In a local match, the umpire was being jeered and heckled unmercifully from the crowd. At length he walked over to the boundary and sat down next to his chief critic. “What are you doing?” asked the spectator. “Well,” said the umpire, “it seems you get the best view from here.”