Why Did the Bowlegged Cowboy Get Fired? Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

Who Do Zombie Cowboys Fight? Deadskins!

What Do You Call Someone Who Wears Cowboy Clothes? Ranch dressin’

What Do You Call A Happy Cowboy? A jolly rancher.

What Sickness Did The Cowboy Get From Riding A Wild Horse? Bronc-itis

Where Do Cowboys Cook Their Meals? On the range.

Why Did The Cowboy Ride His Horse? Because he was too heavy to carry.

Why Did The Cowboy Take Hay To Bed? To feed his nightmares.

How Does A Cowboy Get A Horse To Do Odd Jobs Around The Farm? By paying him under the stable!

Why Can’t The Bankrupt Cowboy Complain? He’s got no beef!

What Do You Call A Cowboy Who Helps Out At School? The deputy head!

Why Did the Cowboy’s Car Stop? It had injun trouble.