Cow Jokes and Puns

What are a cows favorite subjects in school? Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus.

How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
Wait until one busts a moooooove.

How does a farmer count a herd of cows? With a Cowculator.

What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math? Moo-tiplication.

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half!

Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Where do Russians get their milk? From Mos-cows!

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “Heck, I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

How does one cow talk to another? Cow-munication.

Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”

Two men are riding on a train through Texas. As the train passes by a ranch the one man turns to the other and announces that there are 1,247 cows on that ranch. The other man exclaims “That’s amazing. I happen to own that ranch and I know for a fact that I have 1,247 head of cattle. How did you ever figure out the number of cows from a speeding train?” “Oh it’s simple” he replied. “I count the legs and divide by four.”