School cow joke
What are a cows favorite subjects in school? Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus.
Cow Jokes and Puns
Enjoy these funny cow jokes and puns. We also have other animal and farm jokes so take a look at our other funny jokes categories as well.
Cow Joke – 3
How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
Wait until one busts a moooooove.
Cow Joke – 9
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half!
Cow Joke – 8
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “Heck, I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”
Cow eating grass joke
Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”
Silly Cow Joke
Two men are riding on a train through Texas. As the train passes by a ranch the one man turns to the other and announces that there are 1,247 cows on that ranch. The other man exclaims “That’s amazing. I happen to own that ranch and I know for a fact that I have 1,247 head of cattle. How did you ever figure out the number of cows from a speeding train?” “Oh it’s simple” he replied. “I count the legs and divide by four.”
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