Corny Jokes and Puns

Q: What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after his last bite?
A: He went back four seconds.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!”
Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.”

Q: What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose Canon.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where’s pop corn?

What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-bees.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A: Attire!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.