Funny Corny Joke - 24-1

Funny Corny Joke – 24

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

Funny Corny Joke - 43-1

Funny Corny Joke – 43

Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A: Attire!

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