
Funny Family Joke – 5
Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!”
Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.”
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Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!”
Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.”
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
Q: What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after his last bite?
A: He went back four seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire!
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.