Cookie Jokes and Puns

What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies! 

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.

How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.

When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. 

What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie! 

What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp! 

Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them! 

What is a monster’s favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.