Coffee Joke - 3

Coffee Joke – 3

What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte?
It’s a LATEino girl.

Price Of Coffee Joke

Price Of Coffee Joke

A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is the coffee?” “Coffee is four dollars the waitress says”. “How much is a refill?” the man asks. “Free, “says the waitress. “Then I’ll take a refill!” the man responds.

Coffee Joke - 1

Coffee Joke – 1

Q: Why are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

Coffee Joke - 5

Coffee Joke – 5

A man went to his doctor and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The doctor said, “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”

Hot Coffee Joke

Hot Coffee Joke

“I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,” prescribed the doctor. “You gotta be kidding, doc,” I’ve been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee”.

Religious Coffee Joke

Religious Coffee Joke

Did you hear about the woman who insisted it was a man’s job to make the coffee in the morning. She showed him the bible where it said Hebrews!

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