Clock Joke – 3
Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
A: See you again in a minute.
Clock Jokes and Puns
Here are funny clock jokes and puns. Perfect if you do not have a lot of time. No pun intended. Also enjoy some laughs from our other funny jokes categories.
Clock Joke – 11
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.
Clock Joke – 4
Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!
Clock Joke – 1
Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.
Clock Joke – 2
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Clock Joke – 5
Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Clock Joke – 8
Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work over time.
Clock Joke – 10
I hope you re not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,
said the principal to a new boy. No, Sir. I’ve got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.
Clock Joke – 12
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail?
Because time was always running out.
Clock Joke – 6
Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
A: It’ll go back four seconds!
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