Clock Jokes and Puns

Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
A: See you again in a minute.

Q: What dog always knows the time?
A: A watch dog.

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.

Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.

Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.

Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!

Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work over time.

I hope you re not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,
said the principal to a new boy. No, Sir. I’ve got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.

Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail?
Because time was always running out.

Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
A: It’ll go back four seconds!

What time was your dentist appointment?
At tooth-hurty!