Funny Office Joke - 30

Funny Office Joke – 30

Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other’s houses, right?

Funny Clean Joke - 12

Funny Clean Joke – 12

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?'” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

Funny Clean Joke - 22

Funny Clean Joke – 20

Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, “Where is God?” The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, “Where is God?” The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually, his brother found him and asked, “What’s wrong?” The crying boy replied, “We’re in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him!”

Funny Clean Joke - 42

Funny Clean Joke – 36

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.” “Well,” says the man, “I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?” The genie says, “Do you know how much of my power that would take?” The man says, “Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?” The genie says, “You want that highway two lane or four lane?”

Funny Clean Joke - 43

Funny Clean Joke – 37

Son: “Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool.”
Father: “Okay, give him a glass of water.”

Funny Office Joke - 20

Funny Office Joke – 20

Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day.
“You get worse and worse every day!” yelled his boss.
“That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day.” said Paddy.

Funny Marriage Joke - 48

Funny Marriage Joke – 48

A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife. She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.” The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself, “What the hell? The fridge is working fine!”

Funny Clean Joke - 1

Funny Clean Joke – 1

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

Funny Clean Joke - 2

Funny Clean Joke – 2

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Funny Clean Joke - 20

Funny Clean Joke – 18

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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