Chicken Jokes and Puns

Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs! 

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? It eggs-plodes! 

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs!

What did the sick chicken say? “I have the people-pox!” 

What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A Chicken.

What do you call a smelly coward? A funky chicken! 

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the chicken cross the “net”? It wanted to get to the other site! 

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn’t get bocked in traffic. 

Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched. 

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? The Cluck o’the Irish! 

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics!