Cheese Jokes and Puns

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? “That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.” 

What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious! 

Why didn’t the boy get to go on the field trip to the cheese factory? His parents didn’t sign the Parm-mission slip.

Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers. 

Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the “Big Cheese.” 

What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar? Lookin’ Sharp. 

When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario. 

Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to cheesey. 

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie. 

How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese! 

Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R’n’Brie.

When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds.