Car Jokes and Puns

Why do Russian LADA cars have heated rear windows?
So that your hand’s do not get cold while pushing it.

My wife had her driver’s test the other day.
She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped out of her way.

Two rednecks talk:
Elizabeth, did you know that the OOOO car is actually called Audi?

How to increase the value of a Russian-made car by two times?
Fill up the tank.

What is on the last page of a Service book of a KIA car?
The schedule of public transport bus service.

What part of the car is the laziest?
The wheels, because they are always tired!

Why is Chevrolet an environmentally-friendly car?
Because the engine never starts.

What would happen to an OPEL car if you used rust removal?
It would disappear.

What does the car bran FIAT stand for?
Fix It Again Tomorrow.

How can your Honda reach 60 miles per hour?
Push it off a cliff.

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!