
Here are funny candy jokes and puns for your sweet tooth sense of humor. Also check out our other funny jokes.
If Bob has 40 yummy chocolate bars and eats 30 of them, what does Bob have?
Diabetes….. Bob has diabetes…
What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Father: You improved a whole letter grade in Math on your report card!
Daughter: Yep. I’ve been eating a lot of Smarties.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There’s M&M shells all over the floor.