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Diabetes Candy Joke

If Bob has 40 yummy chocolate bars and eats 30 of them, what does Bob have?
Diabetes….. Bob has diabetes…

Candy Joke - 5

Candy Pun

How do you know its cold outside?
When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!

Candy Joke - 14

Smarties Candy Joke

Father: You improved a whole letter grade in Math on your report card!
Daughter: Yep. I’ve been eating a lot of Smarties.

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Blonde Candy Joke

How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There’s M&M shells all over the floor.

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