Funny calculus jokes and puns that will make you or your mathematician friends laugh. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.

Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball? He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

What did one calculus book say to the other? Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute? That’s the Law of Spline Demand.

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