Calculus Jokes and Puns

What wild animal is good at calculus? A tangent. 

Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats? Vancougar. 

What are the 2 seasons in Canada? WINTER AND JULY! 

Girlfriend “What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?” “She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.” “I don’t believe that she cheated on you!” “Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns…”

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive… 

Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed. 

What is the first derivative of a cow? Prime Rib! 

How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…” 

What is polite and works for the phone company? A deferential operator. 

What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An Algorithm.

Why was the parent function upset with its child? It was stretched to its limit. 

Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.