
Funny calculus jokes and puns that will make you or your mathematician friends laugh. Also check out our other funny jokes categories.
Girlfriend “What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?” “She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.” “I don’t believe that she cheated on you!” “Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns…”
Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed.
How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”