Math Student Joke

Math Student Joke

Girlfriend “What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?” “She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.” “I don’t believe that she cheated on you!” “Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns…”

Math Party Joke

Math Party Joke

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive… 

Mathematician Parent Joke

Mathematician Parent Joke

How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…” 

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