Butt Jokes and Puns

Wanna hear a joke that will make you laugh your ass off? Oh wait I see you already heard it. 

What do you get when you combine samarium, argon, tellurium, asenic, and sulfur? SmArTe AsS. 

What Do You Take When Your Butt Hurts? Assprin.

I only trust people who like big butts……They cannot lie