Boxing Jokes and Puns

Q: What do you call a gay boxer?
A: Fruit Punch!

What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing!

What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend? Your EARresistable.

What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?
One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.

Q: Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q. What has four legs and no ears?
A. Mike Tyson’s dog.

Is your dad a boxer? “No Why?”
Because your one hell of a knock out!

Q: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?
A: The punch line!

Q: Why did Mike Tyson break up with his girlfriend?
A: Ear-Reconcilable Differences.

Q: How are a Bud Light bottle and a boxer alike?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.