Parrot and woodpecker bird joke
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Bird Jokes and Puns
Enjoy these funny bird jokes and puns. Also, look at our other animal jokes.
Redneck duck hunting joke
Two redneck duck hunters out on the marsh duck hunting.
One says to the other, “we’re not having much luck today getting any ducks.”
The other one says, “maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.”
Snowflake and bird joke
What’s a good winter holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Parrot and shark joke
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off!
Little bird at school joke
Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Sofa and a roast chicken joke
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they’re both full of stuffing!
Flying seagull joke
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!
Bird joke about a stork
Why does a stork stand on one leg?
Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Duck chapstick joke
A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick.
The clerk says, “Will that be cash or charge?” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill!
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