Bike Joke - 2

Bike Joke – 2

Q: What’s the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
A: Telling your parents that you’re gay!

Funny Bike Joke

Funny Bike Joke

A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift: After 3 hours, hadn’t got anyone to stop. Finally, a guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a ride. But the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The driver got some rope out of the trunk and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the rider: “If I go too fast, ring your bell and I’ll slow down.” Everything went well until another sports car blew past them. The driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop with the radar gun and radioed ahead that he had 2 sports cars heading his way at over 150 mph. He then relayed, “and you’re not going to believe this, but there’s a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to pass!”.

Bike Joke - 8

Bike Joke – 8

A graduate engineering student is riding across campus and stops to say hi to a fellow engineering student. “Check out the great new bike I got,” he says. The other student replies. “It’s really nice. Where did you get it?” “It was the oddest thing. This beautiful woman rode it up to me. She got off, took off all her clothes and said ‘Take whatever you want.’” “Good choice,” says the friend. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

Bike Joke - 9

Bike Joke – 9

What did the little kid take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn’t want to sleep walk anymore.

Irish Bike Joke

Irish Bike Joke

One fine summer’s evening, Paddy, Mick, and Liam are riding back home from the bar, all three of them on Paddy’s motorcycle. Of course, they get stopped by a cop who says to them, “This motorcycle is only licensed to carry two people, and there are three of you. One of you will have to get off and walk.” “Three of us?” says Paddy as he turns to Mick. “Jeez, what happened to Rory and Niall?”

Bike Joke - 4

Bike Joke – 4

Two Nuns were riding a tandem along Acorn Street in Boston, Massachusetts. The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked “I’ve never come this way before” The reply “Must be the cobble stones.”

Bike Joke - 10

Bike Joke – 10

Jack and Jill have just climbed Le Alp de Huez, one of the steepest peaks in the Alps on their tandem.
“Phew, that was a tough climb” said Jill, leaning over, breathing hard. “That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it.” “Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on,” said Jack, “or we’d have slid all the way back down!”

Silly Bike Joke

Silly Bike Joke

Yesterday I got stuck behind a young girl riding a horse. No matter what I did, I just couldn’t get past her. I was tooting my horn, and hanging out the window yelling at her. She still wouldn’t let me past. There was a guy on a motorcycle behind me and he was waving too. I was getting so wound up and frustrated. “It’s people like you that cause accidents!” I shouted. Eventually, I just couldn’t take anymore so I looked around to make sure the coast was clear… and then I jumped off the carousel.

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