Beer Joke – 7
Woman “So do you drink?” Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey. Woman – “Wow, that must take a lot of self-control.” Man – “Well I found out I was allergic to it, every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs.”
Beer Jokes
Here are some tasty beer jokes and puns for you to enjoy while drinking a Heineken or Budweiser. Also check out our other funny jokes.
Beer Joke – 11
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
Beer Joke – 17
What not to say to a cop:
I can’t reach my license and registration unless you hold my beer.
Bike Joke – 3
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider. “Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .” “Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider –
“I thought I’d gone deaf!
Beer Joke – 1
Q: What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand!
Beer Joke – 6
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
Beer Joke – 20
Why are Men like coolers?
Load them with Bud Light, and you can take them anywhere
Beer Joke – 2
Q: What did the man with a slab of asphalt under his arm order?
A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Beer Joke – 3
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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