Beer Joke - 7

Beer Joke – 7

Woman “So do you drink?” Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey. Woman – “Wow, that must take a lot of self-control.” Man – “Well I found out I was allergic to it, every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs.”

Beer Joke - 11

Beer Joke – 11

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”

Beer Joke - 17

Beer Joke – 17

What not to say to a cop:
I can’t reach my license and registration unless you hold my beer.

Bike Joke - 3

Bike Joke – 3

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider. “Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .” “Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider –
“I thought I’d gone deaf!

Beer Joke - 2

Beer Joke – 2

Q: What did the man with a slab of asphalt under his arm order?
A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Beer Joke - 3

Beer Joke – 3

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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