Basketball Jokes and Puns

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans.

Q: What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
A: Become a referee.

What does a Lakers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
He turns off the PlayStation 4.

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them!

Q: Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs.

Q: How many basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and a new house.