Banana Joke – 8
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
Banana Jokes and Puns
These funny banana jokes and puns will make you, any kid or adult laugh. For other jokes, take a look at these funny jokes.
Banana Joke – 9
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Banana Joke – 4
Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
Banana Joke – 3
Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.
Banana Joke – 6
What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana.
Walrus and Banana Joke
What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…
Banana Joke – 7
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Banana Joke – 5
Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?
A: He kept peeling out.
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