Banana Jokes and Puns

What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

A: The banana was not peeling very well.

What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana.

Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

A: Because they peel!

What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus… 

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?

A: He kept peeling out.

Q: What do you call two banana skins?

A: A pair of slippers.