Apple Jokes and Puns

Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

Keeps everyone away.

Why did the apple stop running?

He ran out of juice!

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
An Apple.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

A pineapple.

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard,
how many hours would it take three pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

“What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one schoolboy.

“What’s it taste of?” asked the cook. “Glue!”

“Then its apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”