Apple Joke – 1
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!
Apple Jokes and Puns
Enjoy these funny apple jokes and puns. Once you are done with these check out our banana jokes.
Apple Joke – 4
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Apple Joke – 5
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
Apple Joke – 7
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard,
how many hours would it take three pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
Apple Joke – 6
“What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one schoolboy.
“What’s it taste of?” asked the cook. “Glue!”
“Then its apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”
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