Apple Joke - 1

Apple Joke – 1

Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Apple Joke - 6

Apple Joke – 6

“What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one schoolboy.

“What’s it taste of?” asked the cook. “Glue!”

“Then its apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”

Apple Joke - 7

Apple Joke – 7

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard,
how many hours would it take three pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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