Funny Bar Joke – 4
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”
Animal Jokes and Puns
These funny animal jokes and puns collection was made for all the animal lovers. We have jokes about dogs, cats, and other animals. Also check out our other funny jokes.
Animal Joke – What do you call a gorilla?
Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
Animal Joke – What does an octopus wear…
Q: What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?
A: A coat of arms.
Animal Joke – What is a shark’s favorite…
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Animal Joke – A duck, a skunk and a…
A duck, a sunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the mean on the duck’s bill.
Animal Joke – How do you catch a…
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Animal Joke – Why would an elephant paint?
Q: Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
A: To hide in a bag of M&M’s.
Animal Joke – What did the grape say…
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: It gave a little wine!
Animal Joke – What did the porcupine say…
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you mommy?
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