Adult Office Joke

Adult Office Joke

Husband: Honey, I have problems at work.
Wife: Not “I”, but “we” have problems – since we are married, your problems are mine problems as well.
Husband: ok. Then I wanted to let you know that our office-girl got pregnant from us.

Wife and husband adult joke

Wife and husband adult joke

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Funny Alcohol Jokes - 12

Funny Alcohol Joke – 13

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him. “Sir, what are you yelling about? You’re scaring the customers.” “Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!” “Sir, please get off the mop bucket.”

Bar and Bra Joke

Bar and Bra Joke

What is the similarity
What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple…. the answer is ……
Those are the places men go crazy when they are OPENED!!!!!

Dentist adult joke

Dentist adult joke

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news – a gynecologist told me not to have s#x for three weeks. Husband: And what the dentist said?

Adult Joke about kids

Adult Joke about kids

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, “Are all of those kids yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

Funniest adult joke

Funniest adult joke

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Adult Indiana Jones Joke

Adult Indiana Jones Joke

Indiana Jones: (about his new girlfriend, Elsa) How did you know she was a Nazi?
Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep. (a very long, awkward pause)

Latest Funny Joke-14

Latest Funny Joke-14

I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she’s been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.

Funny Alcohol Jokes - 1

Funny Alcohol Joke – 1

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Why. that’s the talking clock” the man replied. “How does it work?” “Watch”, the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “For fuck sake, you wanker, it’s 2am in the fucking morning!!”

Opposite sex adult joke

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

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