Grandparent Airport Joke

Grandparent Airport Joke

When my grandmother first went to the United States from the Philippines, she had to go through customs. The customs officer asked her whether she had any dried fish, salted shrimp fry, or mangoes. Unaware that this was part of the routine inspection, my grandmother politely replied, “Had I known you wanted any, sir, I would have brought you some.”

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